Name: Bark Zuckerberg Ticker: $BZRK Title: CEO of Dogbook Bio: Once just a humble pup in a Silicon Valley backyard, Bark rose to fame after creating the first social network for dogs. Known for his emotionless stare and love for chew toys shaped like laptops. Doesn’t fetch sticks — he fetches data. Currently mooning with $BZRK, the only memecoin backed by raw dog logic and questionable ethics. BasgkAycYRvZ5txGMVMDocwktSEUXFsCmRzp2Qdwpump